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Some random thoughts from Jeff

Monday, March 10, 2008

Chuck Norris...

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

I am literally lol.

Find more at www.chucknorrisfacts.com
Posted by Jeff at 3:44 PM

2 comments:

danterpstra said...

Chuck Norris doesn't have a double chin, underneath his beard is another fist.

March 14, 2008 at 5:18 PM
Anonymous said...

Chuck Norris "let the dogs out"


hehehehe

james

June 30, 2008 at 9:15 PM

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